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| So, it's been like 10 months since I've written anything. Umm....school is going okay. They made this year really gay by taking away our privileges, but they are giving us a lot more leniency with spirit missions and stuff. Yesterday we incited a riot and pep rally that didn't even start till 2330 and taps got suspended. so, i guess that's a step in the right direction. classes are okay. they're mostly majors classes now, so no more math to kill this kid. i've got hours to walk today for getting in trouble over the summer. that's kind of gay, but w/e. in fact, i have to go work out now before hours start. so, good bye. | | |
| | The Keys to Your Heart |  You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
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| So, you won't believe how fucking ridiculous this place is. two weeks ago, me and marissa went to the 1sgt and co to turn sophie in for all the bullshit she's been doing this whole year. it was the right thing to do. i think my motivations were correct. 1) she was doing the wrong things (pda, horizontal surfaces, lying, etc) 2) she was putting me and marissa in a bad situation 3) i truely believe from the bottom of my heart that she is here for completely selfish reasons and will not make a good officer 4) her actions are detrimental to my studies and well being here. i went to talk to schachman today because we haven't seen anything happen with sophie. from what we knew, she had a company board earlier in the week and that's it. he told me before she was supposed to have a company board last friday, but nothing happened. the rumor around here is that she's going to get off scott free with just more hours that her fat ass will just sit anyways. so, i went to talk to schachman about it. i sent him an email saying that my sponsor and other adults here such as teachers have commented that the process is taking too long. i think it is too. two weeks? a week should be long enough. marissa, carier, irvin, and i gave enough information for them to kick her ass out. instead, they're dicking around. at least that's what i see. people in the company are wondering too. i mean, they ask me 'what's happening' and all i can say is she had a company board on monday and nothing since then (which, matt [only b/c it's shorter than schachman, not because he's a companion of mine, bc i lost all respect for him tonight] corrected me, and said it was her reading for the reg board she'll have on tuesday. so, people are going 'wow, i wish i were an asian female then i could get away with murder too' and it's true from what i can see. i told matt, 'you know, as plebes, in beast, we are told that if you get a brigade board, you're supposed to get kicked out. here, she's had two.' and he was like 'do you really believe that? people do not get kicked out for having brigade boards' and i was like 'for underaged drinking, we were told that you do. i mean, now, being a yuk and seeing it happen to people, i know it doesn't, but do you understand that we were brought here and told that if you do something like what she did, two brigade boards with an honor board attached, you're supposed to get kicked out. as plebes, we don't see people doing too much bad stuff because plebes are too scared to and too detached to hear much about it. but as yuks, we are starting to get comfortable, and people are starting to think that they know enough to find all the loopholes and start doing things they are not supposed to thinking they won't get caught. so, now we, as yuks, are starting to see that people get caught for doing all kinds of bad things, but do not get kicked out. that's where we are at right now. we don't yet have the experience you as a firstie or that the cows have. from our perspective, we haven't seen anything happen. we see her running around getting people to parade over here and talk on her behalf, we hear her talking about plans for the rest of the year, she's still sending out laundry which means she expects to be here another week at least. so, from down here where the yuks are, we dont' see anything. i understand that stuff is being done and that you all are working, but do you understand that it's just what we can see. that's our perception because we don't hear or see anything else. so, all we know is what we see. we don't have anything else to base our knowledge off of and we haven't see or heard anything being done. do you understand what i mean by this?' and he was like, 'well, she is getting a reg board. that's what i told your whole class at the meeting we had the morning that you weren't there. and i made it very clear to everyone there that you were doing the right thing and that it was my decision to recommend what to do with her and that it came mainly from evidence gained from sources other than you two. i made that very clear and i told them that if anyone had a problem with me or thought that what i was doing was wrong that they should come talk to me about it and that i would get very angry if people started talking garbage and spreading rumors otherwise. now, is that what people in the company think?' and i told him 'no. what i'm saying is that she is going around and spreading rumors and people from out of company are coming up to me and saying ''so, i heard you dicked over sophie and turned her in'' and that's not cool. i expected her to say a lot of stuff, but that she's gettting the opportunity to stay here for so long doesn't help. the more time she spends here, the worse it is. i mean, i expected things to be difficult and i was prepared for that, but i expected the system to work faster. every day she is here, i get more nervous. i mean, when she's telling people that you and your other roommate are the people she hates most out of anyone in the world, that gives reason to be uncomfortable. and i've seen her backed into a corner before. last year when she got her first brigade board, she broke into my lock box to use my cell phone to call and coordinate stories with the mps. that's not cool. when put into a bad position, she'll do whatever it takes to save herself. i've seen it before and don't doubt she'd do it again.' and then he said what really pissed me off and made me lose all respect for him. he told me that i seemed all too anxious to get her kicked out. he said 'you seem like you'd get great satisfaction out of seeing her get kicked out of here. it seems like you want her to be kicked out. the reasons that you turned her in are all wrong.' i told him that i didn't understand. how the hell from the two or three times i talked to him did he determine that my reasons were all wrong? did i not say that my motivations were that i didn't think she'd make a good officer? that she's too selfish to be here and served in this military? that she doesn't learn from her mistakes and has no regard for rules, regulations, standards, moral obligations, the people around her, or this academy. did i not compare the average cadet who comes in here still being an individual, wanting to live his own life, screwing up and then changing his ways? did i not mention how cadets are supposed to go through an evolution here and that's why we go through pme^2 and character development courses? i don't understand where he so misinterpreted all of that that he thinks my reasons for turning her in are personal. and the tac apparently thinks so too because when marissa talked to him, he told her that her reasons for going in were right, but her roommate's are a bit skewed. what the fuck? so, i told matt 'no, that's definitly not true. (some time earlier too, right at the beginning, he asked what the rumors i mentioned in my email were. i didn't tell him that she's going around saying that i'm a slut, but i told him that she's going around to other companies and telling people that i'm a shitbag and buddy dick, and that i walked into her on the phone saying that you can't trust girls here because they'll just stab you in the back when you're not looking.) i am not doing this for personal reasons. i'm doing it because what she did was wrong. there are plently of people here that i don't particularly like. i wouldn't invite them to hang out and i wouldn't hang out with them if they asked me to, but that doesn't mean anything. i'm not going to go berserk on someone because i don't like their style of leadership or whatever. i am probably one of the most tolerant people you'll ever run into. i really don't care about any of that stuff.' and he was like 'well, you brought perception up to me earlier. now i'm going to tell you how you are perceieved. you are perceived as wanting her out of here. what you need to do is appear to be reluctant to see her leave. you need to look like you regret what happened and that you're sorry that it did. there is a ltc who is working on this case. he is going to make the decision. a reg board could just be 80 hours. this case is going to take longer because it's a special kind of board since it involves someone who is on suspended separation. this determines a big part of someone's life so it takes an extra look.' oh, and i told him about joe leforte coming and telling him that his mom knew about the whole thing and that i was concerned that she'd be fighting and trying to get her to stay when she didn't even know or care about everything sophie did. but, that fucking pissed me off. when he said that she could possibly just get 80 hours, i must have looked like i just got slapped across the face. it sure as hell felt like it. then, he asked me if i wanted him to talk to sophie about the rumors. i told him no. then he went on for a while about nothing for if he was going to talk to her or if i was, i was too pissed off to comprehend at that point and had already gotten up and was standing by the door. i told him i'd talk to her and then he decided that he would right then. so, he walked over, got her, and talked to her for about 20 minutes. the end. how fucking fucked up though? the tac thinks that i was doing it just because i didn't like sophie? she must have lied out of her ass to get him to believe that. i told schachman too about how she does little things just to piss me and marissa off. like how she slammed marissa's phone charger in the truck and dented the cord because it was plugged into the wall and on the sink, so the cord hung over the corner of the trunk. and schachman thinks i need to act like i regret doing what i do. that's fucked up. i do not regret what i did and i think it was the right thing and i think she should get kicked out and i don't think she deserves to be here. he can go fuck himself. that's such a crock of shit right there and horrible leadership. thank you mr. co, one less person i have to worry about paying my dues of respect to. fuck off. | | |
| here are some fun little things for ya'll to read...
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "I reckon this might hurt a little.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80- year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
The Accident-
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man
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The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Don't mess with them.
"Thirty-three percent of people in America say that illegal
immigration is a serious problem.
The other 67 percent said, 'No habla Ingles'."
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a
distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
&nb sp;
Therefore,
WATER = Doo Doo
WINE = HEALTH
Free yourself of Doo Doo. Drink BEER!!!
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing
it as a public service. | | |
| Oh yeah! Even more importantly, I'M COMING HOME THIS WEEKEND!!! | | |
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